The limit on toilet paper is 3 packages per person KAREN. No, I don't give a shit that rodney in plumbing said you could get 6 if you split it between two cards. Rodney isn't the damn boss so put three of those back. They're 24-packs, you'll live. No, I don't care that "three are for work and three are for home", get fucking bent!!! You don't need 72 rolls of toilet paper for a work bathroom fuck off!!!!
Me: OH! I caught a snapping turtle–wouldnt it look so nice in its tank in my house—
Um…………. ????? EXCUSE ME???? IT JUST??? SITS??? THERE??? ON THE FLOOR??? NO TANK??? WHAT IS GOING ON. DOES HE NEED A LEASH? A…. PET BED? HE HAS NO HOME THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. I AM NOT SHARING MY BED WITH HIM. WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS THING
UPDATE: IT HISSES WHEN YOU GO UP TO IT AND CLICK “A” AND YOU CAN MOVE IT AROUND LIKE FURNITURE. THIS IS NOT NATURAL. I DONT LIKE THIS
ANOTHER UPDATE: YOU CAN SET HIM ON TOP OF THINGS???
that thing looks FAR too realistic to be in animal crossing op i thought you photoshopped an elaborate shitpost im so uncomfortable
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